There is so much buzz around the Browns and Mayfield that I am now anticipating a 5-11 season with Mayfield either injured or benched by Week 10. The universe will not tolerate a timeline that has the Browns succeeding.

Eh, Mitch Trubisky made a Pro Bowl. Hell, you probably made a Pro Bowl at sometime and they just forgot to tell you.

Mr. Blutarsky, has no grade point average .......

If you see Shifty Shellshock, you’re in crazytown.

After handling a 3 year old all day, your energy for grandstanding about protesting fast food protests is rather diminished.

this is the shitty real life version of Randy Floyd’s coach

I feel like the only thing you got right was counting to three successfully.

I’ve never been mad on tv

what the fuck does this have to do with Demarcus Cousins?

No Pope Thrower? 

The Wonder Years. I loved how the final scene shows a happy snapshot of the Arnold family during the 4th of July, while Adult Kevin narrates a bittersweet account of what happened to them later. Dad died; Wayne took over the family business; Karen the hippie sister got a job and raised a family. And Kevin and Winnie…

Call me when someone decides to wear this facepaint

“BRC owner Stephen Gore...”

Coming out of the airport in Puerto Vallarta we had the same type of experience, lots of people trying to sell time shares or something that you just had to walk past and ignore.

Come on, Barry. Shane Beiber is neither out nor Trevor Bauer. Threw a 1-hit shutout last night, was All-Star MVP. 

I’ll toss Anchor Steam in the mix for no other reason other than that the good folks at the Steam are the god kings of carbonation.