Stomped around and married an untalented twin?

How in the hell did someone beat me to this? I thought, “ooh I bet this will get five favorites. Maybe I’ll jump out of the greys for a day. But nooooo.”

and just like that, the joker becomes the punch line 

*sheepishly raises a pinky*  I chose B as my favorite segment.

I kinda like B honestly.  I’ll take a bite of the B zone and then take a bite of crust so the crust has cheese and sauce and isn’t the waste it normally is.  D is my favorite part but my second fave would be A+B.

the stupid shit AC/DC used to wear

Imagine what their Dirty Talk sounds like:

By the time he comes to help the Knicks, he’ll likely be Leonard: Part 6.

This guy looks very much like a fine, devoted public servant and not at all like an evil movie villain, nosirree.

In the early 90s my then-girlfriend was served an iced tea with a roach floating in it and Tennessee Mountain. She was distressed that I saw no reason to leave and shoveled Chile Rellenos down my gullet as we walked away.

Yeah I always thought it was Zak from some random goofball video.

I had a post-millennial relative (relative of my wife, actually) tell me last weekend that Kenny G. was the best musician of the 90s. Not Cobain or Ice Cube or TLC, Kenny fucking G. The guy who made mayo-infused “jazz” for Boomers who thought John Tesh was too edgy.

Crocs has a flagship store in Soho in NYC that is no shit across the street from the Chanel flagship store. It’s in one of those little 18th century stand alone buildings that somehow survive in random pockets of Manhattan and so of course the first thing Crocs did was tear down the back half of it and build a giant…

Dear Penthouse,

If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? I know I would.

If you were a hot dog…and you were starving, would you eat yourself? I know I would!

Keens belong on that Dad shoe list in the top 5. Weird straps? Yup! Awkward shape? You bet! Way too much rubber? Uh huh! Keens: when Tevas are a little too flashy.

Heh! Welcome to the knowledge... now I’m really going to blow your mind... http://www.mogics.com/3824-2

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