Good thing you don’t need to worry about where to start, because its already ended.  Again, I just hope you enjoy the last couple matches, this only happens once every 4 years.

Friendo, I relish in statements like these:

Intent absolutely matters, you have no idea what you’re on about. That’s why the handball in the box is a judgement call. That play simply should not have resulted in a PK. Look at all the leeway keepers have when going for a ball with their arms in the air. Incidental contact is inherent to this sport, this was no…

GTFOH. There was no intent WHATSOEVER on the play for Sauerbrunn to be called for a PK, let alone given a red “if the ref was in a bad mood.”

I mean, she’s trailing, is not making any attempt to put a foot on the ball, has her hands completely off of White, and because White draws back to take the shot and makes contact with Sauerbrunn’s leg while Sauerbrunn is in mid-stride, THAT earns a PK?!? Sorry, but call was lame as hell. Especially given all of…

There few everyday feelings worse than wanting to sleep so badly but being unable to.

A-fucking-men. My body is so conditioned to the school clock that even though school has been out for nearly a month, I am STILL waking up at 6:45, every damn day.  All I want out of these precious few weeks is some goddamned sleep, but noooo, body says it’s time to get up! Kids don’t even come in for anything either,…

“and don’t forget to put an onion on your belt before you start!”

I’d love to just be wearing pajamas and living life slow, tbh.

Holy crap, there’s even more to unpack than I originally remember:

And please tell me you all remember when LeBron switched from 23 to 6, he actually DID go on the platform about how 23 should be universally retired because of MJ. Or was that just a fever dream of mine?

I simply don’t believe you. I live in a town of about 35,000, and in the evening, especially on weekends, there are plenty of drivers. Never have to wait more than 10 minutes. We have a taxi company in town too. On a summer Saturday night, its usually 20-30 mins for a pickup.  With Uber/Lyft, it’s 5-10.

You’re not wrong, but think back, when did you ever actually see a real, working, flying car? Right now there are quite a few autonomous vehicles on the road.....

The only way I get there is that multiple people ordered a similar dish (it says it was a family dinner), therefore each of them had some chicken breast leftover?

My brother-in-law was knocked off his bike and then run over by semi truck on a regular city street in Brooklyn in 2014. Deeper in to BK in some of the industrial areas, there are just no bike lanes to speak of. He survived (thanks to his helmet) but his leg was so mangled from the truck running it over that it took 3…

100% would pay to see.

Polar is great but unfortunately not omnipresent as La Croix. I would kill for some Polar out here in northern CA.

“They were even technically closer to our destination.”

Not even scorching, its just true.