My local Whole Foods actually has it in a waist high cold case RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE EXPRESS CHECKOUT LINE! I haven’t had time to scour the store for possible other locations since I only noticed it earlier this week, but that’s a damn bold placement.

C’mon, you made this person up:

BBQ riblets and chill.

Thank you for this excellent deep cut

Probably, but I was in no way equipped to handle them. I just wanted them somewhere safe and happy, not in a place that I have to walk 3 feet away from all summer long ;)

+1 Mission trail

I just has a swarm in a tree in my front yard last week. Our county provides FREE removal of them by a beekeeper safely and humanely, where they are then relocated to continue doing their good works. My kids thought the swarm was scary at first, but once they saw them all piled on top of each other just chilling out,…

Barry feels you:

This reader: I usually love The Takeout, but this was a shit post!

I find this idea intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

The company ZipCar has been around since 2000. Its the same idea, which is a rental car company for those who need a car only for a short term (few hours or more) basis, rather than a multi day need. You don’t have to go to a lot/garage, you just find where another user has parked one near you and go use that one.

“Let’s see what happens when I shove my finger up its butthole!”

According to Jim Lahey, absolutely yes.

“When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor!”

For those who are there for drinking, not tasting, many of the wineries have transitioned to “If you buy a bottle, we’ll waive your tasting fee.”

I mean, they don’t call it a murder of crows for nothing, so you are being pretty smart!

You can clearly see the pitcher say to the ump after the ejection, “It was a changeup!” Sometimes even major leaguers fuck up. I mean look how many posts this very site has made of various fielding blunders already this season!

The Astros catcher’s reaction at 1:20 of that clip is also really telling. Hoping for a good ending to this.

Wait, are they finally cancelling the Robin Byrd Show?