All I was pointing out after having lived in both cities is that we have a tendency to defend our turf. I have nothing but love for both places and that’s why I get a chuckle out of it all. Hell, I live in a suburb in Northern California right now (over an hour from the Bay Area) and I would defend it to the death!

Can’t be that banged up if you can thrown down that many #’s and @’s in your post. C’mon

Crab Rangoon has that effect on the digestive system.

After frequenting many taquerias and restaurants in both Socal & Norcal, I would say its hard to choose between the two. Best tacos I ever had (pastor & chorizo) were in Socal, best burrito was in Norcal (spicy prawn.) It’s really a no-lose proposition.

“Sir, this is a Portillo’s.”

Madison or Randolph?

News for you homey, there’s plenty of garbage on the on the streets of Chicago (not just in alleys.) Your rose-colored glasses just block it out for you ;)

mint + chocolate = GTFOH 

100% agree. After relocating from NYC to CA a decade ago, I initially couldn’t comprehend how much better the Mexican food was. Your run of the mill slice joint in NYC was FAR better than any type of Mexican food that you could procure after a night of drinking.

Yes, because Deadpsin makes the rulebook for the NHL. Go at the NHL for still allowing this, not the people reporting on it.

“Gizmodo gotta eat.”

that is some awesome insight, thank you.

Here’s a pro-tip. Realize you aren’t the only person on earth with a desire to go out, and actually learn to be an adult before you claim to be one.

Sorry but after 25+ years of cooking pasta, this is a fallacy. A dash of olive oil into the water is all you need, season whatever sauce you are using with what you would have put in the water.

Without a doubt, “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” at the R&R HOF ceremony.  Probably watched it 200+ times before Prince’s passing, and then tons more afterward.

Anyone else smell the conspiracy (read: $$) here by Kraft to lead them to this conclusion?

Agreed. Source - Currently have 2 middle schoolers.

Living on the west coast, having just gone to Hawaii for spring break with the family, even given the flight time (5 1/2 hours), if I could do this solo, I ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY would. Put me in some promotional shit, let me smell that delicious Hawaiian air, and then ship me back, whatever. I am still flying solo both…

Damn, thought this was a Deadspin article when I clicked on it. Sigh.