RN, you’ve got too much time on your hands today. Never seen this many replies in such a short time. Go to bed, you’re Rude (smiley winking face emoji, followed by thinking face, followed by random office building emoji). Tomorrow, just go harass Salty!

City Hall marriage here, and after 16 years, we both realize it was the smartest idea ever.

GSP? Whoever that may be, they are not as famous as you think they are to refer to them as just GSP because I have spent the last 5 minutes trying figure it out and still have nothing.  Gerald St. Pierre?  Greg Sims-Portnoy? Gio Sao Paulino?

Did you go Oakville/Trinity Rd, or take the long way around? The amount of wine I consume in that neck of the woods always dictates how I get back to Sonoma.

Goodness, that’s brutal. At least us humans have hands that we could use to break things down, and the mental capacity to understand whats going on, but the image of a poor bison just gumming on grass and slowly wasting away is just so, so saddening.

Tons of em out here in CA too.

Never heard the in the yard one before. I always knew “beer before liquor, never been sicker”

time, place, and situation of the game my friend. players make plays or they don’t, but refs fucking up big time is what makes people tune out.(same for the Saints game) cuddle by YOUR fire, sweetie....

Came to the comments to say the same.  If it was a life or death game, NO ONE would pick Embiid over Westbrook. *cue Vince McMahon’s No Chance in Hell entrance theme*

HP is not just for British cuisine! While I support your offerings, it goes great with fries, tater tots, and baked potatoes, as well as things like chicken pot pie, or roast beef (sandwiches or the roast itself). Don’t toss it Kevin, try it with more things!

Um, you know Luka Doncic came from a European league, right?

That would Baines, my friend. That’s the Harold you were looking for...

“and by the All-Star break Draymond Green is riding around Oakland in a chopped-up muscle car with Kevin Durant’s head on a pike.”

well, they ARE the scarlet & gray after all.....

I had to scroll too far to fine these references.

Someone got a dictionary for the holidays!  Enjoy!

Fare thee well, Samwise Gamgee.  Always enjoyed your artistic talents!

But afterward, you’d of course send a gift basket.

Holy shit, we are now at the point of kids named after Derek Jeter appearing in the MLB. Giant Asteroid, where are you??

I mean, that was more staged than the glitter bomb video......