I have never seen this before. Thank you good sir/madam!

I have been thru Penn Station hundreds of times, and have no idea what you are talking about.

For real, why take the time to do this? Are you on the can taking an extra long “break?” The whole point of this column is humor!

Its always funny when I listen to Sirius/XM, and on the 80's channel, they edited out the whole verse I assume you are referring to, but on the Classic Rewind channel, its still included.  30 years later, pretty cringe worthy.

Color me intrigued...

I’d pass.  I am just not really into hard chewy things in my curried chicken salad.

This is my rock your fucking face off song of all time:

THANK YOU for not including raisins or dried cranberries! I have always found their inclusion into curried chicken salads to be intrusive and unnecessary.

“Come for the beef, stay for the beef-filled mixtape.”

I mean, “I get her attention and say may I please have some sugar.”

Snitty because there wasn’t any sugar? what kind of diner doesn’t have the tiny container with sugar packets and at least one of the blue/pink/yellow sweeteners in it, right next to the salt and pepper shakers?* I would posit that he ordered it black just to mean no dairy and (correctly) assumed he would be able to sw…

Serious question: since I live out west, if I ever happened to be near one of the locations in the L.A. area, would even be worth trying? Or do you think I would I most likely come away disappointed since its so far removed from the area it calls home that it wouldn’t be “the same”?

The whole Beanboozled concept is such a horrible idea, and yet it somehow remains commercially successful.

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I have never heard of Portillo’s. So, to Google I went. When 90% of the locations are in one small geographic area, yeah, that’s a regional thing, not an “American fast food” thing.

The Jelly Belly factory (located in Fairfield, CA) is 45 minutes from my house. I have been a few times with my kids (they give tours of the place), and there are flavors there that would blow your mind that you just don’t see out in the wild very often. On the last visit, I had to snap a photo of something that makes…

deep *seated*

Beets, Bears, Battlestar Galactica

So close to being a “missed him.”

I also enjoy someone dropping troglodyte into causal conversation, but unfortunately, it wasn’t Thome, it was Thorn. Easy to visually confuse the two.