“When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.”

Same one as you are, but the 2 consecutive possessives just didn’t compute in my brain initially. If it was phrased a bit differently, like “my mother’s new wife has family that apparently...” I would have understood more clearly. No harm, no foul.

Ahh, now I see. Thank you for the clarification! I just figured it was a trusty mobile Kinja typo.

“My mother’s new wife’s family”  Wut? 

Fair enough! I have no real time stamp to know either, but man, if its really been that long it is truly the gif that keeps on “giffing” (gotta use the alternate pronunciation of the g).

Good luck, thanks for the work and all that, but where is Jaguars fan?

you guys....

His scenes in Broken Arrow are exceptionally cringe-worthy as well.

That was Sinbad, not Shaq.

Goddammit man, Oladipo was drafted by the Magic and played 3 seasons for them, OKC traded for him. Also, the Warriors traded Parish and the #3 pick to the Celtics for the #1 pick in 1980, Celtics used #3 to select McHale.

Came for the Julian reference, left satisfied.

Username checks out

um, what? i know of PFT Commenter, but have never actually read or listened to any of his stuff. i was just mocking you because of your totally uninformed statement, as others have already pointed out. in soccer you need to go from a light jog to a dead sprint of 30 yards in a split second. i have never seen any…

“Basketball, which in comparison is much more taxing, at least in regards to jumping and quick bursts”

But was the player on the receiving end Tom Zenk or Rick Martel?

There were five of them, and six periods. Comma/period ratio checks out. FAKE NEWS!

But isn’t the cost of the services mentioned built into the cost of the buffet price?

*Draymond Green, the 2nd fakest tough guy in league history behind KG.

Einhorn is Finkle!