yes, because 5138008 is too much for him to remember

Came here for this, left satisfied. +1

If only they could embed sound right after the closing paragraph:

Super Secret *Double* Probation

I don’t consider it Christmas season until I hear Clarence bellowing “HO HO HO!” This hatred, I do not understand it.

Same feelings here. Cancer took my wife’s mom 2 years ago, and this year she got diagnosed with breast cancer. After surgery and a few months of radiation she’s in the clear, but for real, cancer just needs to take its ball and go home already.

+1 Koloff

Preach on! My 9 & 10 year old boys won’t stop. I can’t believe I had to make a house rule of “bottle flipping allowed outside only.” 2016 man......

I attended Carnegie Mellon University. Our nickname, for sports and other purposes, is the Tartans. That is all.

I would really love it if at some point he came out and said, “You know, its actually pronounced like Bowels, not Bowls.” T’would be very fitting for the franchise.