Can you also get the papers get the papers?

It doesn’t matter if you want to wear a Rock teeshirt to the gym as a 30 something year old man!

I’m blinded by the light tone of your comment.

“Ugh — even that guy got at least one throw in before he left the stadium.”

this is always the correct take

“You ever try to work out or play sports in jeans? It’s the fucking worst. Jeans are comfortable only when you’re perfectly still.”

Any recommendations on a diaper bag that still makes me look like I can perform a root canal on a grizzly bear while still carrying my newborn?

“That’s just not what we’re about,” Harbaugh said of the incident. “We’re a family. It’s a family atmosphere. We believe in having kids in the stands. That’s why we have cheerleaders, that’s why we have a band. It’s all about a family environment. That’s why we play the music that we play.”

Yes, this. How can any non-Bostonian root for the Red Sox over the Indians? Boston has the most obnoxious fan base in all of sports (yes, worse than New York). Cleveland has been such a fun team, and let’s be honest, it would be a great story for Cleveland to have two championships in one year.

That’s an easy fix. Just remove the sun from the game.

“No one denies this”

Counterpoint: No.

Even though it was pretty cutting edge, I always thought this was a really weird choice for a Super Bowl halftime.

About to walk in my meeting tomorrow and be like “I PROJECT RECORD GROWTH FOR Q4!”

RedZone is literally the greatest invention of our time. And god dammit if I don’t get a raging erection when they go QUAD BOX!

My roommate played late 1990's Boy Bands. All the time. On a loop. She had a playlist of like 15 Backstreet Boys, N*Sync, and 98 Degrees songs, and would just play on repeat. This was before iTunes, so everyone used WinAmp (my skin was fucking badass, FWIW). She would leave the room, for hours on end, with the…

Not a horror story, but my freshmen year I was roomed with an international student from India...real nice guy. He was also a nerdy, engineering student who spent 99% of his free time studying and came from a strict, wealthy family.

“Cyber” seems like such a quaint, dated term. Like Information Superhighway, only with 80% more one handed typing.

What? No that is insane. I’m not getting the flu shot because it makes me sick. I’m not letting my kids get it because they are strong and healthy and can fight infections. And if not, they’ll get sick. Big whoop. I don’t trust the shots and I don’t think they are effective. That doesn’t make me selfish...that makes…