This situation is *exactly* the reason the Founders created the Electoral College in the first place. And honestly, if a candidate as manifestly unqualified as Trump doesn’t trigger the EC into action, then it basically has no reason to continue to exist ...

His argument is totally sound: the electoral college was set up to deny the will of the people if the people vote for a lunatic. It was not set up for the sake of smaller states or some other nonsense I have read. The Founding Fathers(tm) didn’t trust voters. The FFs also didn’t want direct election of u.s. Senators.…

His name wasn’t John no-middle-initial Smith, was it?

You forgot the infinity scarf and cup of Starbucks to complete the soccer mom uniform.

I have an 8 year old that I routinely lock out of the router so she can’t watch shit-ass YouTube videos on her laptop.

“I can’t get to the Internet!”
“Yeah, I locked you out for being a dick.”
“Dad-DEEEE!”
“Eat shit, pumpkin. This is a House of Laws.”

You can’t prosecute someone for something that was legal at the time of the action

Re: recording your kid’s event—I say go for it...just not with a fucking tablet. Seriously, people. There are rules in polite society. One of those rules is, DON’T RECORD VIDEO AT AN EVENT WITH YOUR FUCKING TABLET. This is not rocket science. There is not advanced level of understanding necessary to “get it” (that…

Glass completely full of ice, fill from the tap, immediately drink all cold water, refill from the tap. The ice has melted somewhat from the first round, so you get a nice, longer-lasting amount of water and your immediate “need cold water now!” thirst is slaked.

I remember asking my father as a child (I think around 4th grade) why he never videotaped my school concerts or performances like the other parents (back in the day of giant camcorders, which we didn’t own). And he replied, “All week you’ve been complaining about this stupid concert, and now you want me to videotape…

I like your last sentence the best.

Pictured: Indianapolis on a Sunday night.

Approves.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

The only thing good thing ever on Twitter? Twitter shoe roast

Is it just me, or does the nerdy kid in the WOW video above look like a younger, fatter, Magary (with a potential better taste in shirts)

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

He wouldn’t have gotten hit if he wasn’t acting like such Awini.

I understand that if you talk about Castro you can’t just talk about one thing. But look at Kap’s statement. He never outright gives Fidel praise. He gives Malcolm praise and then expresses beliefs in universal healthcare and education. Concepts that anyone can believe in, independent of Fidel Castro. Those are not…

To be fair, Kaeparnick wasn’t wearing the show for Castro so much as Malcolm. And he made it very clear that he was praising very specific aspects that he agreed with.