Even though it was pretty cutting edge, I always thought this was a really weird choice for a Super Bowl halftime.

About to walk in my meeting tomorrow and be like “I PROJECT RECORD GROWTH FOR Q4!”

RedZone is literally the greatest invention of our time. And god dammit if I don’t get a raging erection when they go QUAD BOX!

My roommate played late 1990's Boy Bands. All the time. On a loop. She had a playlist of like 15 Backstreet Boys, N*Sync, and 98 Degrees songs, and would just play on repeat. This was before iTunes, so everyone used WinAmp (my skin was fucking badass, FWIW). She would leave the room, for hours on end, with the…

Not a horror story, but my freshmen year I was roomed with an international student from India...real nice guy. He was also a nerdy, engineering student who spent 99% of his free time studying and came from a strict, wealthy family.

“Cyber” seems like such a quaint, dated term. Like Information Superhighway, only with 80% more one handed typing.

What? No that is insane. I’m not getting the flu shot because it makes me sick. I’m not letting my kids get it because they are strong and healthy and can fight infections. And if not, they’ll get sick. Big whoop. I don’t trust the shots and I don’t think they are effective. That doesn’t make me selfish...that makes…

I had a job that required the flu shot. I had the shot 10 times. I ONLY got the flu 10 times in my life. Each time was the year I had the shot. I have a reaction to the shot each time too. Not some other illness, FULL BLOWN influenza. 7-10 days on my ass. I can say with complete confidence that for some people it is…

I, for one, am all for more wacky sports bloopers

So would that make him Mr. Perfect?

True, but trading with the Eagles may actually be the rare good decision they make. Draft Carson Wentz wasn’t going to save them this year anyway. Take the picks and wait for a better crop of QBs next year.

I agree it’s a mistake to lose faith in the Indians.

Let’s see what Chai Chai Rodigways has to say about it.

My chihoooahhoooahs love it also.

+1 Flying Turkey

No, these guys are the Scum of the Earth:

Jams!

It’s gotta be either Loofa rash, Hot tub foot, Bone worm, Dirt belly or Puff knuckle.

I hope they'll also do living pets. It'd be nice to see your pets inception themselves.