No snark, they keep taking this crap lightly and football as we know it will be gone in 25 years.

Keeping a loose sphincter is important

Every season at Cactus League spring training, I heckle George Brett when I see his old ass at Royals games, and I promise I have a good reason. When I was about 15 or so, I remember standing with a group of about 6 other children, all between the ages 5-15, asking for George Brett’s autograph as he walked by (George…

Speaking of outdated, well done on the playing of the “Mommy’s basement” card.

Hackey sack in California games

SNK Baseball Stars - you can build your team up by winning games and earning money. Play The Lucky Ladies a few times first, load up the defense of your third baseman, than bust every pitch inside. It’s 30 minutes of 5-3 put outs. But easy money if you scratch out a run or two. The once all of your guys are all jacked…

the list is obviously missing Dodgeball

Baseball Stars for Nintendo is still the greatest sports video game ever. You could make your own players, play a season with tracked stats, and could blast through a nine inning game in under 15 minutes. You also could climb walls to take away homeruns.

Sega Tennis for Dreamcast is the correct answer.

Real food truck:

I created an account here just to say “Pipe down, you don’t know what you are talking about.” to the author of this article. I have lived in several states in my life, AZ is my favorite, it is not as bad as the author of this article says. Why do you hate not just the Cardinals, but the whole state? In which…

Arizona is Arians Nation!

What upsets me is that we’ll never be able to come to an agreement with conservative America, because the world is far too complex for them to understand. Kaepernick is disgusted by the way black people are mistreated by the police, and this idiot bimbo starts talking about how he should be, what, grateful to white…

I managed to compose myself, but then I heard:

If I were a scout, this is how I’d feel:

“Look, I don’t mind you coming here and wasting all my time. Because when you’re standing oh so near...I kind of lose my mind, yeah. It’s not the cross that you bear, nor is it the wounded ducks you throw in the air.

I dunno, your personal brand has been fading. If me being here…

Well, he's a 49er, so digging for gold is part of his team's history.

I’m disappointed there wasn’t mention that this was a race-related killing.

My favorite response was left out:

Kipnis: Ey Ma, come and look at the size of this fella. Bet you can box a lil’, can’t ya, sir? Ah, you look lak a boxer.

A medal rack, Katie? Bryce doesn’t even own A medal, let alone many medals that would necessitate an entire rack. What is Bryce gonna do with a medal rack?