thank god you tube and smartphones didn’t exist on the school bus back 1988 when trying to one up each other was the most fun ever!

“grind them into button oil” was the show-stealer for me.

and you got McRib brawl backup, if needed

Infinity x Infinity ^ Infinity!

I can honestly say that none of the parents I know are worked up about it or have complained to our school. I think its more that since the first school addressed it, it became a domino effect amongst school administrators across the country.

How many of you possess a current US passport?

It depends on the age range of the kids, in terms of overreacting. Thanks to all this bullshit, I had show my 9 & 10 year old that all the doors used to enter the house were locked last night, before they would even go upstairs to their bedrooms. They were legit scared by all this. Also wanted to sleep with the…

Oh, I totally agree. I was referring more to the broken bone/severe laceration type of trauma injuries, where the immediate pain is over relatively shortly. The recovery process, where you are severely limited in what you can do on a day-to-day basis, can cause more mental pain over a longer period of time. Having…

The intense physical pain of a trauma injury is usually over quickly if you are lucky to get medical attention quickly. The psychological pain of having to learn to wipe your ass with your non-dominant hand for 6 weeks, thanks to a cast, occurs daily, usually more than once.

But if you do that, you’ll get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve!

Thank you for the true LOL this morning!

I do not understand the point you are attempting to make.

this *always* the correct take

“Finally when he pooed in a bucket it was the last straw for his timid roommate and he reported him to the RA.”

2000! At the time, felt like we were the coolest ever, since we were the graduating class of the millennium. In hindsight, more happy to be the last generation before millennials, LOL

I swear to God that’s a young Chris Farley in drag.....

Yeah, the math checks out.

Actually seeing the OCTO BOX for the first time stopped my heart

Don’t believe everything that you read. You’ll get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve.

Well, Randy Orton would agree about it being a compliment