Kyrie Irving would like to have a word with you about the world we live in.

In high school I too was very supertititious and I didn’t flog the dolphin the night before games. We had a particular stretch of games where we had games every other day so I didn’t do the deed for two weeks, but when I did...well...think Mount St. Helens (the side blew off).

Not having sex with Kate Upton also worked for Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle and Sandy Koufax. .

Whatever happend to a/s/l?

So you’re saying that he’s saying that liberals are...planning their town hall attendance? Amazing!

Again, I’m not a scientist, but I know science and I think this reestablishes the fact that aliens are real***. It won’t be long before they arrive.

The real Sisqó is threatening legal action against the Fake Sisqó.

Well, there have been a couple things; one Syrian refugee held a fundraiser for the Fort McMurray Fire victims, another guy is opening a clothing store, and some Syrian kids are learning to skate and play hockey. Obviously all part of their insidious plan to eventually rise up and take over the country.

Who are the dictators being considered for cabinet positions?

Well if there were no spies in the room that day, he lit a beacon to them. If I were heading a foreign intelligence agency, that’s exactly where I’d get someone placed. He has made it so obvious that he is easily influenced and cannot manage confidential information.

Right after those taxes...right.

I’m sure once he shows his transcripts he’ll be completely redeemed. /s

Can I just take the time to once again, to thank America, for bringing us the most corrupt, mentally unstable, incompetent, immature, thin skinned, traitor, to ever hold the office of the presidency?

As Politico notes, Trump is spending his third straight weekend at his Palm Beach resort and “Winter White House” Mar-a-Lago

because he’ll rubber stamp the legislation they want

It’s remarkable that there are still “leftist” boys who will moan with their dying breaths “Hillary is corrupt.” They can never really give you specifics, at all, but it just seems like she is, ya know? Meanwhile, no fucking peeps about Trump selling access through a fucking golf club.

Can someone who knows legalese better than I explain how this isn’t the very definition of quid pro quo? Isn’t he blatantly peddling influence and access to people who pay the $200k membership fee?

Trump is spending his third straight weekend at his Palm Beach resort and “Winter White House” Mar-a-Lago

That type of logic is a pillar of the Round-Earth conspiracy. Everyone knows that the world really works on Asteroids rules, wherein if you travel off the edge of one screen you appear from the edge of the next.

How is flat eartherism, of all things, having a moment? Is it maybe related to the fact that the same “I just feel like I know best” people all voted for a tv star to be president on the basis of “this should work.”