Give me a Caddyshack any day of the week...

I can’t stand horror flicks. I hate to be startled...I guess that I’m a little too wound up that way....

I can’t stop laughing at that one...

Would you expect anything less from the asshole?

Unfortunately, I don’t believe that his due process rights trump’s his alleged victim’s rights to see justice in this matter...

They didn’t include the gratuity charge in the bill?

I know that I wouldn’t make it as the White House Press Secretary because I would get that same question regarding ‘creepy clown sightings’ and I would give a flippant ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Trump should be proud of the way that Joe Public showed little to no concern as to what was going on...

How jaded does a cop have to be to not foresee the consequences of their actions? It’s either that or they have the mentality that they’re above the law. Either way, I don’t feel safe with assholes like these guys patrolling the streets...

I want to get on to allowing Lester Holt moderate this a little better

Stick to your guns, Lester. Don’t let him avoid the question

His stupidity wasn’t funny or a commentary on fashion and its impact upon society by any stretch of the imagination. It was, however, a prime example of why there is a need to have increased security for situations like this which leads to fans that aren’t able to meet someone that they’ve idolized or simply even want…

‘Donald Trump is going to make it difficult to take our American jobs overseas...’

He was just testing him, right?

I’m not a tax expert but if Trump were to release his tax records, wouldn’t they show discrepancies such as these?

Didn’t Brad cheat on Jennifer Aniston with Angelina Jolie all those years ago? Oops...

Word on the street is that the penis is much too large but that’s just the gossip that I’ve heard...

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I do hope that Lance has the Right Stuff...shit, I’m bad at this stuff also....

To me, polygamy is just plain creepy and unnecessary. This aspect of the Latter Day Saints obviously was thought up by a man and why should a man be able to take multiple wives? For most men, one is MORE than enough, let alone multiple. I would have an extremely difficult time accepting this aspect of my religion, if…