I’m thinking that he should hum a few bars of ‘We Are Never Getting Back Together’ or any other number of gems that are similar to that one. It’d be one fucking hell of a memorable acceptance speech, that’s for sure...

Do we get to heckle Pharma Bro when he’s led to prison?

I think that we’re all looking at this the wrong way because Trump is well aware that size does matter. I mean, just look at his small hands—he knows that it’s the size that counts and not the effort put into building it....

What’s the over/under for the amount of time that will be spent discussing his health? I have a sneaking suspicion that the majority of the hour will be dominated/controlled by the czar, Donald Trump. Drinking game suggestion for the show: every time he refers to Hilary Clinton as a liar or crooked, you have to do a…

If anyone didn’t see that Taylor and that guy’s relationship had a shelf life then color yourself deaf, dumb, and blind...

I would really be interested in hearing the story as to why he fessed up voluntarily to the police...

That was unbelievably brutal looking...

Another fine example of how awesome the wheels of justice truly are.

Both of the shows that had their long time hosts replaced were doomed from the start and it’s only a matter of time before The Daily Show gets the axe.

I hate hearing about these stories where it’s murder/suicide, especially when there are children involved.

Great, ANOTHER story about these two...

Good to see that affluenza is still going strong in the heartland of America. I can honestly say that I hope and pray that Nicholas Fifield suffers in some way, shape or form that’s at least a portion of how much his victim has suffered. Chances are that this ass clown will never suffer so much as a hangnail but we…

Anyone know if the woman’s voice that was heard as the vehicle was going down was this victim’s or someone off to the side? I thought it was the victim’s but it sounded a little too clear to be the voice of someone that was inside a sinking vehicle...

I still don’t understand how any fucking religion will allow some dick head(I am not going to refer to them as men since they’re not) to kidnap any girl/woman they see fit and keep them as a bride/unwilling sexual partner.

You forgot Zamfir on his fucking pan flute...

I loved the Pee Wee Herman comment at the end...

Jeah!

Keep in mind that this is the same guy that has the incredible honor of being the one guest that will never get asked back to be a guest on the Daily Show. Given that he’s such a shitty actor, I don’t get why he is still allowed to make movies much less go on talk shows to promote whatever shitty movie that he made

This relationship is gonna make it. I just know it. These two are on nothing but solid ground...

I’ve seen various documentaries on this unbelievably ruthless woman and personally, I don’t think that Jennifer Lopez will be able to pull off a convincing performance worthy of showing just how evil she was. Who knows? Maybe, I’ll be proven wrong...