You forgot that he also saved the American auto industry a few years back...

‘Over the course of his time in office, Obama granted commutation to a staggering 1,1715 people, which is more than the past 13 presidents combined.’

I find it disgusting that parents push their children to get into the entertainment business and even more disgusting that they’re pushing their children to get this part in the movie.

Quit your damn mumbling and SPEAK AUDIBLY!

Don’t cha think?

Who farted?

More ‘locker room’ humor?

Too bad that Nickelback are from Canada...

I want some video to accompany a story like this...

Seth Meyers seems to be a lot sharper than a lot of people give him credit for, myself included.

well played...

I immediately thought of this video from a few years ago....

Oh, Billy...

peck·er·wood

That cracker deserves an Oscar for that performance...

I’m not gay but I care about John Oliver and I could care less about Wendy Williams.

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‘Carl Paladino: Obama catches mad cow disease after being caught having relations with a ‘Herford.’