But true.

Read this VERY carefully, it may save your life.

Fuck the Jeep Liberty.

It doesn’t count if they’re waving just one finger.

Lessee. Harsh.

pretty sure cell phone use is rapidly eclipsing those natural distractions these days

I also have an unusual kink that makes it difficult to form lasting relationships. I get really turned on by not getting involved with any of you gross, needy human beings with your diva-ass panda-in-captivity libidos that only work under the most specific of circumstances. I am getting aroused just thinking about it.

When it causes physical or mental harm to yourself or others. (And in this case, the problem is not with kinky husband, but with wife who wants to change basic facts of reality and can’t deal).

Nope. All men do this. It is a biological impulse. The only variance is discretion. So what the woman in the article really wants, is for her BF to hide it better, like your current boyfriend.

OR she was a narcissist only interested in her own interests at any given time and her kids understood this having had to deal with her. And she moved back because her kids in Cali couldn’t stand her and she thought she could emotionally blackmail the old set of kids into dealing with her. They tried to reconcile,…

Nah, the sorts of outlets that would hire someone with her political history are also the sorts of outlets that would not hire a chubby brunette with a lazy eye.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

a proven liar who has squandered her last shred of credibility—and dignity—at every turn

(Puns aside and no matter what led to this situation, since we don’t know for sure, please remember to pay attention in construction areas. There are people out there working.)

Seems perfect for a Naked Gun opening scene....

Aw come on, we all know she has a strap-on the size of a Cadillac. Putin gave it to her to keep baby D in line.

Nice to see the chief of police carrying water for the racist fuckhead. I’m sure he’s this understanding of all the suspects his officers arrest, especially the brown ones.

How is that NOT a textbook hate crime? This man destroyed property after specifically threatening the Black man and calling him racial slurs, with no other entanglement. Case closed.

charged with inserting foreign objects into its sausages

Arby’s??