Attention world:

Sabine is cringey to watch, she desperately need better writer and the old guy is really painful to watch...

“Thanks for the F shack. Love, Dirty Mike and the Boys (and the raccoons)“

To be fair, most of these accidents are at Cars & Coffee events which tends to skew the stats. Mustang owners, unlike Camaro owners, don’t usually have to report back to the jail on Fridays.

With the ducktail spoler. However my ideal color would be that dayglo red color that appeared on the debut Lancia Stratos in its first public showing.

I’d say Elon himself got an email about the g-forces the CPU was detecting in so many different vectors. “Unit 7634 has been caught in a tornado!”

It’s a 2+2. That profile weird even with the glass.

Totally agree. In racing terms these are the both the same, and it’s called being slow.

Anyone who thinks that this is a real HP graph is dumb as rocks.

Going to go against the crowd here... I don’t hate this. I’m even ok with the two-tone paint. Price is stupid though.

All Jalops who watch Rat Race (pretty good in its own right) should also watch It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World which is basically one long madcap car chase with 50s and 60s iron.

Still think the greenwood wore it better

There’s a sticker on the dash warning you not to floor it.

#Oswalt2020

I just figured that the French Onion button would cause the car to smell like onions, pull over to the side of the road, and talk shit about you while smoking a cigarette.

I did soup up my old Vibe once.

You have to look on the bright side with these type of accidents. Sure, you’re down one car, but you’re up two motorcycles.

I truly wonder if people believe that acts of violence are no longer illegal as of January 20th.

All cars should come in coppery-orange.