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So do the windows still roll down?

One time I found myself behind a truck with giant wooden planks that were bouncing around in the bed.

It’s you, it’s completely different other than the shape of the grille.

Looks like if you put a case of water or two in the back, behind the rear axle, you could do sweet, sweet wheelies all day long.

Freddy, just pay your damn bill.

Shit Posing As Meat

The question no one is asking.

Or not named it after a trim level.

I thought we stopped making ‘slow, white Bronco jokes’ when John Elway retired.

I loved the mayor’s reply; that if they’re so worried they can come shovel a gazillion plastic eggs off the beach their damn selves.

She raped and murdered her own child, but she is out on bail. That is fucked up.

Correct. However, I think the bigger issue is that Trump is picking the winners and losers.

Ridiculous. Next he’ll be trying to ban desk pops.

Well it’s a pleasure to meet you Mr. Dos Equis man. Jesus christ you fucking win

I’ll take “whatever hardware is in the junk drawer at my parent’s house” for $200, Alex.

The prices are going up because they are wonderful cars. A market crash will not dwindle demand, it will just reduce those who can pay the price.

I can’t imagine a worse reason to maintain a relationship – or bring children into the world – than my perceived financial self-interest.

Bowling pin? That’s not how you pick up a spare.