Allison, your list = my menu for the day. Thanks so much.  

Its bad at night. The droplets turn oncoming headlights into a star field. 

Karen is her mom. Kyle is her Dad. Kayleigh is the spawn of the two. You have been warned. 

The correct term would be

I was saying this in the 1990's. Suddenly, everyone needed a Truck, SUV, or a Harley. Here we are 30 years later... two of those “fads” remain as industries standards today. Even with high costs of ownership and ridiculous fuel economy, Americans want these large vehicles. I cannot explain it. Markets act logically,…

Working from home may be a new normal for many of us, even after restrictions are lifted. If this happens, would you still have need for a car?

Yeah... I always thought Kristen would fit in at C/D back in the day. Her wit, tastes, and writing would have not been out of place there. 

Damn... you have fun. Your Gambler posts are always a hoot. 

Day 14 of Quarantine: Watching a documentary series about a gay zookeeper that seduces men with meth and big cats while raging on about a competitor.

I’m a Chinese Ute with a v12. How will I explain this to my dad? He’s clearly a van with an inline 6. Mom has some explaining to do.

“How did this get made” should do an episode on “Constellation” because I’m sure there’s a reason for all that effort and talent supporting this movie. I remember when they made it in Huntsville. Even the locals weren’t impressed.

I could also attempt to paint a Rockwell but it wouldn’t be a Rockwell. Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies are my vintage American “go-to” snack.. You may be able to replicate the taste, but not the best parts....

ahem... That’s supposed to be a “dead pelican” from my review of junior high vocabulary. carry on. 

Sure... this deal pops up now that my working from home may be permanent. My needs for a car have lowered significantly without a daily commute.  My needs are now CP while the car has NP. Go figure.

 Unpopular opinion or not? The Avanti is not pretty. My parent’s generation thought they were cool, but I have yet to find anything aesthetically or culturally interesting. Unique, yes. but so is a wart.

I’m doing my best to clear those shelves, one bottle at a time.

Anybody else get a porta-potty vibe off the build quality here?

Truth. I built all kinds of road going toys there. At one point, I was at the DMV getting a sand rail inspected for plates. The lady came out, verified the homemade VIN and then asked me, “Is this safe?”.

Congratulations to your nephew on his well-earned scholarship and tuition. One of my friend’s kids had the same dilemma back in 2006. That kid went to Alabama for the same reasons. He found the accommodations, campus, and class offerings to be more comfortable and closer to home. I hope your nephew gets the same…

Officer Jim Dangle as a security guard at Big Cat Rescue could be comedic gold. I’d watch this trainwreck.