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Doesn’t it look like he has a fever? Quarantine him from his twitter. 

This is a secret agent star for you.

My company has “innovation days” in an attempt to inspire employees. We are told to “make anything you want”. It has turned into a very tightly controlled two day push to look like you’re innovating through the following rules.

Also... We don’t give a shit about anything he’s ever made. He’s a product of Boomer culture that should no longer receive our attention. To hell with his book and anyone wanting to publish his tripe.

Take away the wrecks, you take away the viewers. People love to see others die... cast.

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Anybody else reminded of Brickhead’s pig monologue from Snatch? Eating, meal prep, teeth, pigs... is it just me?

A cold star for you. Do you perform eulogies? for fun?

I caught her Netflix special last night. It was a solid set with high density jokes. She was rapid fire and thorough. It was my first time seeing her and I’ve already suggested her special to some other stand up fans.

Congratulations on an effective design solution. I’m glad you accomplished this with hand tools and in an apartment. I’m very familiar with that set of opportunities.

In reverence for the fallen, I will pour out a tablespoon of orange grease. 

They’ve gone plaid!

For a couple of weeks in my twenties, I daily drove a folding back ho. She was flexible and friendly. 

You will be genuinely missed by this reader. Cars need women! Your stories of amazing women and their exploits have been a great reading and excellent seeds for your future books. Keep it up and let us know where we can see some more of your words.

I’ll put a hot 20 on Tuberville. Only football zealotry exceeds racism in Alabama.

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Remarkably amphibious in that movie. 

Pros:

Motorcycle bar end mirrors have the same problem. Looks great but does not improve the sight.

The last 2 Bond Movie themes were forgettable, sad girl songs. So, this fits here.

Duh.