Chris Christie should probably not throw a loud and extended fit about the dangers of pot and yet here he is, doing it. Why not, I guess?  

You can live a healthy life and still get cancer. Or MS or ALS, or several other diseases. Or, you know, get in a car accident.

I think what they are alluding to is that after 6pm there’s Mormon than women out at the local bars.

“Keep shuffling those papers, Don.”

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

So if people feel that it has a medical benefit, the medical advisers have to tell you that. We have joint advisers...

The last time I saw three highly punchable faces lined up like that was ...

Dixie Normous had no comment.

When was the last time you saw a non-pregnant person do “a few kicks and jumps here and there?”

Also, sun is hot.  

It’s good to read things!

“I’m an American. I have constitutional rights.”

This is my favourite excerpt.

Rob Gronkowski Crashes White House Press Briefing

The most hypocritical part of this is that he will likely get fined, BUT NBA TV, which is owned by the NBA, publicized this outburst and credited it for its “emotions.”

If the earth were flat this ball would have been foul.

lol you wish you could quit.

This is the same shit Peyton did when he tried to sell his worn uniforms.