danorocks17
DanoRocks
danorocks17

jesus, I wish i had Jake’s hairline.

unfortunately, a “jury of your peers” also includes complete fucking morons that can use logic.

“Mike you ignorant slut.”

Can Trump give us at least one fucking day where he’s not a national embarassment?

I experieced this myself a few days after we took my son home. Luckily I was able to recognize it early and get the help I needed.

Don’t be sorry, i’m sure that’s what he would want you do buy.

Desperation is a stinky cologne.

He’s clearly a proponent of personal nutrition...

My first car was a 1988 Cutlas Supreme, gray with a luggage rack. What a boring=-ass car, but boy did I love it.

“Rich White Man Buys Rights NWA”

Same.

He looks like a woman who’s dressed up as george michaels for halloween.

cool

Hates gonna hate.

I’ve never met Mellencamp, but several people I know have met or worked with him. He’s a complete asshole from ever account I’ve heard. He knows this but doesn’t seem to care really.

Canada?? I’ll take it!

Motherfucker, we have CGI for a reason. This is one of those reasons.

Chris R.: “I really don’t like anything about this bar, but I still went there....UNTIL NOW!!!!” 

It’s hard being white and male.

Mike Pence is a bloody, wet fart.