jesus, I wish i had Jake’s hairline.

unfortunately, a “jury of your peers” also includes complete fucking morons that can use logic.

Trump still thinks he’s campaigning for office. What an idiot.

“Mike you ignorant slut.”

Can Trump give us at least one fucking day where he’s not a national embarassment?

Elephant: “I’m gonna crush Botha. Botha deez nuts.”

I experieced this myself a few days after we took my son home. Luckily I was able to recognize it early and get the help I needed.

Don’t be sorry, i’m sure that’s what he would want you do buy.

Desperation is a stinky cologne.

He’s clearly a proponent of personal nutrition...

My first car was a 1988 Cutlas Supreme, gray with a luggage rack. What a boring=-ass car, but boy did I love it.

“Rich White Man Buys Rights NWA”

Same.

He looks like a woman who’s dressed up as george michaels for halloween.

cool

My wife told me when she was in high School, she wrote a movie review of this for the school paper and absolutly skewered it. I give her endless shit for that.

Blast from the Past. I get all kinds of shit for that but it’s got a smokin’ hot Alicia Silverstone, a naive man-boy Brendan Frasier, and a delightfully gay Dave Foley. Not to mention Christopher Walken.

Hates gonna hate.

I’ve never met Mellencamp, but several people I know have met or worked with him. He’s a complete asshole from ever account I’ve heard. He knows this but doesn’t seem to care really.

Canada?? I’ll take it!