I took them as prescribed after foot surgery. I can see how people can get hooked on them, I felt fucking great! Dangerous stuff.

I”m going to start using the “(I’m being kind”) sthick after all my insults too.

Dave Chappelle: “I’m too fucking high for this shit.”

so things are going great so far.

Obviously he failed a drug test, he’s high as fuck in that picture.

this is exactly what i thought of.

If things do get nukie, at least I won’t have to pay off my house.

As a fromer walgreens employee, you couldn’t be more right.

i thought the same exact thing

I’d prefer a butt-plug modelo.

“they prefer naturopathic remedies”

I could listen to him talk or read his stuff all day, a completely facinating person. But actually hanging out with him would probably cause me a nervous breakdown.

at least throw a fucking lime in it or something. damn.

This is how I want to retire.

Dippin’ Dots are cold little garbage pods.

Ages ago I went to the Bushmills distillery and they had a distillery only 10 year whiskey aged in sherry barrels. Hands down the best whiskey, or hard liquor, i’ve ever had, but it was 100 euro a bottle. If i wasn’t a broke college kid at the time, i would have brought a few bottles back.

are 39th trimester stair abortions illegal now?

Oh fuck off already, Sarah.

I agree. I love the Kirkland Canadian whiskey and their scotch. The Resposado tequila, when in stock, is wonderful for 14 bucks 1000 ML bottle.

Fuck this guy with a jagged brick.