First Take a Bunch of Painkillers

McIntosh looks...exactly like I’d expect from the son of a politician who supported Trump. Unnatural stance, creepy pose, and waaaaay older than his age.

The thing is if Mcintosh had been a “minority student,” then I doubt Rick Perry would have taken time out of his precious schedule to attack Brooks.

This is insulting to children and babies.

Seniors in poverty have had it too easy for too long.

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

Specifically, Ball said that LeBron’s sons aren’t primed for NBA success the way Lonzo and his brothers are because the pressure of living up to LeBron’s legacy will be too much.

I love Mark Hamill. He just comes across as such a genuinely good dude.

I can’t believe these buffoons managed to get that shitstain elected. Idiots, top to bottom.

Better?

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

Voted against pi day, or truly honored it by being irrational?

So how many kids have you adopted then?

Hope you enjoy unending diarrhea.

In 2017, I believe we call this sort of tone “presidential.”

You’ll be sorry you mocked him when the apocalypse comes, and you find yourself in desperate need of yards of paracord.

I am no longer embarrassed by it, but “A Knight’s Tale”
It has aged like wine

“The hand. Did you find the hand?”

I’m still surprised that with his background, they’re trying him out at DH and not converting him to a pitcher. His throwing arm already has years of experience hitting corners.