“Attorney General Jeff Sessions, a Christmas elf banned from the North Pole for his virulent racism”

Are we sure these aren’t just fat dolphins?

Sweet.

More on his amazing recovery here

Let’s hope the innovators are working overtime because we’re going to need some major absorption for the bullshit that’s about to come pouring out.

McQuaid’s recovery really isn’t that impressive when you consider that Gordie Howe took a skate to the neck, 5 minutes into the 1st period of game 7 of the 1955 Stanley Cup Finals, which completely severed his jugular and caused him to bleed out and be pronounced legally dead right on the ice at Olympia Stadium.

Pepperidge Farm remembers

“He’s got a concussion. Throw this white powder on him.”

Coal must be rolled gently before it can become clean.

Counterpoint.

Honestly I don’t see what the white Sequoia did wrong; it appears to be stop and go traffic, it also appears there is a left exit or split coming up (watch till the end), the Sequoia signals to move into the lane, there was a white accord directly behind the Sequoia therefore if the Sequoia slows they’re slowing…

True to Louisville, his celebration was premature.

Soooo ugly

I’m in the section going to Canada. Can’t say I’d have much complaints.

Looking at this picture, Justin won’t be allowed into USA anymore

Nevertheless, she persisted.

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

I usually stay away from this term but I have reached my goddamn limit.