We’re gonna send that nuke to Taaaaaajiiikastaaaaaaaaaan!!!

Serious question. How many times do you think Gronk says “that’s what she said” per day? I’m guessing at least 6.

Somewhere there is a portrait of Elijah Wood getting older. And that portrait is called Daniel Radcliffe.

I’m so turned on right now. ~Japan

But enough about Trump....

Peyton Manning: A head for business, a head for policy, a head for compassion and a head for America. Peyton Manning: Four Heads.

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Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

“Bitch, you gonna be outta a job tomorrow. Fuck-ass nigga.”

Here’s how he supports his student-athletes:

We did vote. The majority of voters didn’t want him.

Kelly Anne Conway thought it was a good idea to leave the house this morning dressed like a nutcracker, why the fuck would I take any of her advice?

Of course cows eat red Skittles, where else would Nestle’s Quik come from?

“fervent supporter of organizations like PETA”

The only way to stop a bad bear is with a good bear. Ban bear free zones!

Is it just me? But this article was posted like 1 minute ago and it says all of the posts have been removed from FB?

We can also agree that marching across the court to scream at a player in front of an entire arena, rather than waiting until everyone is back inside the locker room to do it, is not the greatest coaching technique.

Kinda looks like that squirrel from Ice Age...

Side note: Married people use contraception too. People act like every woman on the pill is a literal prostitute.

God...I haven’t been this concerned since Hootie left the Blowfish.