“Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s — oh, uh, sorry.”

Thank goodness he knows about the cyber though. Otherwise we’d be in real trouble.

This is going to be a back-biting snakepit of an administration. Does anyone really think any of these people - including Trump himself - have the stomach for four grinding years of public service? Once they’ve made the deals they came to make, exploited what they came to exploit, they’ll be off to greener, less…

“Am I under arrest?”

Don’t know her pickle juice moment, but mentioning pickle juice reminded me of this gem:

I am so glad we had the foresight to not elect crooked Hillary. We need more honesty and ethical behaviour. #DrainTheSwamp!

Heady play. Just a smart, heady play. Great basketball IQ on this kid. Really terrific.

I used to take oxy on a daily basis, but medical marijuana has allowed me to quit almost entirely.

That’s why their sales are down 40%. They need more lives.

In related news, Alabama and Ohio State football players intend to play in their Playoff Games in anticipation of their coming NFL pay cut.

Wow, those guys have some problems on offense.

Which is all well and good BUT the precedent being set here is far more important?

Who would ever want to live in San Diego if there’s no perennial 8-8 NFL team there? It’s like hell on earth.

“Challenge accepted”

Meanwhile, Brandon Marshall just admitted he didn’t remember a three touchdown game from 2014 because he was on so many painkillers at the time but sure, don’t let players use the wacky-tabacky.
Ya dicks.

So Real World but these are unstable 30 year olds instead of unstable 20 year olds?

My wife and I were in VA Beach for a wedding. At the time she was 7 mos preggo. There was a golf tournament in town and some of the tour people were staying at our hotel. Long story short; We were entering the hotel and Earl Woods was in front of us. He let the heavy door slam in my wife’s face. He knew she was…

Counterpoint: American cheese makes the BEST grilled cheese, and you are wrong!

The punishment is fair, if you ask me. I wore a similar outfit recently, and got told to “please stop vaping,” and “remain at least 500 yards away from the elementary school.”