“Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s — oh, uh, sorry.”

Thank goodness he knows about the cyber though. Otherwise we’d be in real trouble.

This is going to be a back-biting snakepit of an administration. Does anyone really think any of these people - including Trump himself - have the stomach for four grinding years of public service? Once they’ve made the deals they came to make, exploited what they came to exploit, they’ll be off to greener, less…

“Am I under arrest?”

Don’t know her pickle juice moment, but mentioning pickle juice reminded me of this gem:

I am so glad we had the foresight to not elect crooked Hillary. We need more honesty and ethical behaviour. #DrainTheSwamp!

Trump is going to make George W look like Franklin D Roosevelt.

Heady play. Just a smart, heady play. Great basketball IQ on this kid. Really terrific.

I used to take oxy on a daily basis, but medical marijuana has allowed me to quit almost entirely.

That’s why their sales are down 40%. They need more lives.

Flaxseed and linseed oils are good for using on butcher block too. I try to condition mine about once a month.

If soap damages the seasoning, the seasoning was failing already - probably from cooking too much acidic stuff without building seasoning in between. I do some sauces in my iron too - but I know if I simmer it too long I lose some seasoning and have to build it back up. This is inevitable. This is OK - another…

In related news, Alabama and Ohio State football players intend to play in their Playoff Games in anticipation of their coming NFL pay cut.

Wow, those guys have some problems on offense.

Which is all well and good BUT the precedent being set here is far more important?

Who would ever want to live in San Diego if there’s no perennial 8-8 NFL team there? It’s like hell on earth.

“Challenge accepted”

Ohh, I forgot about Bezos! Jeff can make sure he never ever receives his prime shipments on time ever again.