“That’s clearly a travel”

Welcome to the post-fact world Barry.

The openness with which they operate so hideously - avoiding a paper trail, no written report, paying settlements - is proof that this whole thing is just ‘the cost of doing business’ to them. Like a bullet list “we need new helmets, a popcorn machine for the locker room, new pipes in the shower room, pay off a…

And just like that - POOF! - all mentions of $25 million dollar fraud-settlement, business meetings with Indian business partners, Ivanka sitting in on the meeting with Japanese leader - gone. Scrubbed, completely, from our collective memory. Hey, at least it’s tidy! 

I see your Fly II and raise you a Robocop:

I love the piping-hot “Well, GMs in the NFL will take this rank disloyalty into account come draft day” take-- as if they would ever give a flying fuck (and probably would give bonus points for that player’s commitment to a pro career).

God save us from President Pence.

Here’s a computer simulation:

Yet another reason to despise the New England Scoundrels

Imagine what the GM of the Browns has to eat to get rid of their curse...

For a guy who’s maybe never met a dog, he excels at whining like a little bitch.

No idea how he got a hold of Louisiana Senate candidate David Duke’s speech.

aka “first”

This is a Nope gif waiting to happen.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Man, she’s almost future ex wife material, but I’m kinda partial to this one:

THAT’S how the current Challenger should look. JUST. LIKE. THAT.

That closing line is stone cold. Well-done, ladies.

Roger. Coleman is a nice little town of 700 people, 95% of whom are white, in northern Wisconsin. If there are riots, you can probably just go fishing and be fine.

The 5 days listening to "Do Me Johnny Boker" while I playtested this game still haunt me. Love the shanties, but that song. Seriously.