Just skip the sandwiches and go right to the vomit part.

Someone did this to me once in 4th grade and I had a dark mark on my ass for years. I guess the graphite eventually worked its way out of my skin. That chick was a huge bitch.

I can never imagine being angry enough to hit a woman.

Wet hops, depending on variety can take 4-10 times as much by weight as their dried counter-parts to impart the same amout of flavor and bitterness, so it does add a significant amout of cost relatively.

I’m not drunk, pissing myself in public is just part of my personality.

There was a kid in my first grade class that pissed his pants every day, literally every day. His mom would send him to school with an extra pair of pants, and after lunch, he’d show up back in the class room with different pants. Even as 7 year olds, we knew that was sad and didn’t really make fun of him.

Black Thanksgiving sounds awesome!

I actually watched this movie for the first time the other day. It’s increcibly sad.

I did the exact same thing.

my friend bought a Simpsons arcade game shit-faced hammered.

“Why run the up-tempo?”

“I think i found my wedding ring..”

Obviously Trump didn’t see Ditka’s New Orleans era.

Like an uncle’s fart, deadspin continues to linger and entertain. Well done!

Looks like Beaker

“ESPN has zero credibility as a sound and reasonable media outlet.” Palin and I finally agree on something.

Sounds to me like the concusion hasn’t healed yet.

Brav-fucking-o my good sir.

Don’t let facts get in the way of our ‘Merican ideologies.

If you think citzens armed with hand guns, shot guns, and rifles can over-throw our current government with their vast array of weapons technology, you’re fucking nuts. (not just you, but anyone who thinks that). And i’m one of those citizens who own a gun.