I’ve been going to Unlimited Hydroplane races my entire life, so I”ve seen quite a few flips, but never a death. Jean Theoret flipped at Madison a few years ago and nearly died, but it as a terrible flip.

“I dont have a problem with alcohol, i have a problem with prescription drugs WITH alcohol. Totally different.”

Bad.Ass.

DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO-ETTE?

PFT Commenter wrote this, didn’t he.

Back in 2011 I was in a fantasy league with guys I played with. The guy who got the #1 pick drafted the Jets Defense because he was from New York. I swear it.

What is My early twenties, Alex?

“give daddy a kiss, or pick a switch...”

On one hand, this whole ordeal seems to be grossly over-blown.

Why does the USOC still think hosting the games is going to result in a financial and infrastructure boon to the host city?

I would never forgive someone who did something that fucking dumb. The worst thing I”ve done at a wedding is step on a bridesmaid dress while she walking in front of me, it pulled her back and in my effort to catch her, i grabbed her boob right in front of her husband. It was a decent boob tho.

Mom: The master of subtlety.

The biggest deciding factor for me when getting shitty chain pizza is the taste when it’s a day old and cold. Papa Johns wins hands down.

Hmm, that makes sense. I learned something today!

I believe the prefered name is Zombie Jew.

He obviously issued this statement from the drunk tank.

What, and tear up his finest mesh tank top? Not likely pal.

I saw 2021 and thought “Jesus, that’s like 15 years.” Math is hard.

I went straight from Unity to Rogue, woof. It was not pretty.

It was the hardest of them all to pick up, but once you get the swing of it, it’s really an excellent game.