Bird-Brained Boo Bird’s Brew Brains Braun

Nearly five months ago, I suffered a severe brain hemorrhage while I was just standing around at a work party. When I collapsed, I fractured my skull.

I knew San Jose would be amped up after images of Von Miller hooking Pavelski were posted all over the interwebs.

I watch two or three NHL games a year, max, and I decided to make this one of them. I’m not sure I’ll recover in time to watch the start of the Rockets-Warriors series.

I guess it depends on what you think of as a problem. This isn’t a problem of getting correct decisions, but it does create a problem with the spectator experience. Consider the experience of the tens of thousands of people in the stands who could maybe see a replay but presumably didn’t get a verbal explanation of…

Great, now we’re going to spend the whole 2020 campaign with Republicans whining about these Telfair queens.

They’re awful, more or less.

On a scale of 28-3, how likely is such a thing to happen?

This made me laugh more than a 40-year old should laugh at a poop joke, but I apologize for nothing.

Fuck me gently, that’s Jamie Holzhauer! I was in the same gifted program in Naperville that he was, but then my family moved to a little town outside Joliet (where Nick Offerman’s dad was my social studies teacher).

Fun facts: “Shakedown” was Bob Seger’s only #1 hit and Seger only wrote the lyrics (Harold Faltermeyer, who wrote the score for Beverly Hills Cop 2, where Shakedown appears, co-wrote the music with another guy who wasn’t Bob Seger).

I don’t know if we’re supposed to do this, as this is my first ever looking this crazy name brackett, but I know Barbecue. He’s a high schooler in Southern Maine who has a crazy-ass dad who’s Marinoviching him. He gets in spats with a high school regarding baseball and pulls him; he’s done it twice. In fact he’s now…

I very much enjoyed those two fun NYC/NJ Bridge facts in the cold open up there.

I will disagree with the Springsteen shit, just because I am not a fan. Tho each their own. I will agree with Seger has better songs than “Old Time Rock ‘N Roll” and such.

Stop trying to make slightly more gritty Michael McDonald a thing.

I really enjoy the idea of anyone getting worked up over either guy’s catalogue. 

do you know how fucking hard it is to walk Scott Kingery OR Amed Rosario

Dick Bawls “Strike!” Ball Strikes Dick

What do you call it when you fail to stretch out that easy triple?

Fucking colonials -this post needs to be filed to “OOH AH THAY?” immediately!