Nah, watching professional golfers fail is amazing, especially since it’s only once a year. If every tournament was like this it would suck, but making them look like me at my local muni is extremely satisfying for those of us who need a five iron to hit a shot the pros would use a pitching wedge on.

Spain does everything right, Busquets even throws his head at the ball. You just can’t stop him.

“Save it for after the game!” Yeah, he did. He struck the guy out. That ended the game. Buncha doofuses.

That’s in Hubbard’s declaration. She also typed, “More stuff was said throughout the phone call this is the best way to some up what the streamline tone and topics was through the conversation”, which has multiple errors.

Why would you publish this???? He’s not a famous person and he’s clearly suffering from some sort of mental illness

Wait, is it just pitcher Ohtani on the DL? And can hitter Ohtani still hit? Yahoo Fantasy tells me that he’s two separate people at times.

If this thread shows up as the last item in Anthony Bourdain’s internet history, I won’t be shocked.

It’s a normal relationship, find a new slant.

Douglas Adams day is no joke.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

Also abandoned: commas.

I thought this obituary was going to be for someone named Ruth.

who are the sartorial neophytes questioning them?

Came here for the pedantry. Was not disappointed.

Unfortunately this was Liverpool’s keeper tonight.

Mike Carp?

I thought having a lot of baggage was just a metaphor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiz_Kids_(baseball)

You could probably put a lot of holes in this comparison, but I feel Flower is comparable to Osgood.