This is Bill Bradley’s best chance.

When I saw these responses I figured they would be about hoist, but these are even better than I anticipated: putting the articles back in, complaining about the semicolons in a sentence that is a textbook example of where they should be used? Tragic miseducation.

Usually only Malaysian pilots can produce that type of swerve and dip.

I've had fun as well. I'm just commenting to look busy at work, bro.

Not all Shakespearean usage applies to the present day, as current American English usage tends toward “hoisted,” but I’ll concede the point when it comes to original meaning. You also seem to be a Mets fan and a Jew, so I’m inclined to cut you maximum slack.

The guy started the video thinking he was Ronaldinho, but by the end he ended up feeling like a Ronaldinho’s ass.

It really sucks being a Mets fan.

Twice now, huh? Guess Dalton should consider packing more dominant jeans1!!1

stanozololmets

“I promise I will do everything I can to help figure out a solution before the clock runs out.”

one is a robotttttttttt

robot

If you write about Tim Flannery and don’t mention his surfboard, then we don’t share the same views about Tim Flannery. (And you probably are not roughly the same age as me with roughly the same baseball card history as me.)

Certain Fallon d’Floor finalist.

I thought it was Katie Nolan’s Little House on the Prairie get-up

DeMarcus Ware took Oher to the cleaners; thankfully Sandra Bullock picked him up a few hours later.

Here’s my favorite:

Could Duncan run? As a native of the US Virgin Islands, his US citizenship doesn’t stem from the Constitution but from a congressional statue.

Having Timmy on the ticket could shore up Popovich’s campaign with the big fundamentalist voting bloc.

I, for one, welcome our eventual Luke Walton overlord.