“Big deal. My first strike had to go across a canal.”

That was such a nice goal. The quickness to half get up off the ground, pull the ball back toward his left foot, and then fire a quick shot past Courtois was really, really cool.

André Ayew on a free is a criminally good move for Swans. Great composure on the first Swans goal. An unhappy Mourinho is the best possible Mourinho.

Just goes to show that as a Met fan, you always have to curb your enthusiasm.

Also, can we talk about how Kenny Lofton should be in the BBHOF?

First, thanks for the response.

If only the Braves OF’s had Langerhans

this mixup seems highly implausible

If it was Randal Cunningham, at least we'd know how far he could punt the robot.

Been watching the Mets long, long time. I can think of a few games that were more exciting than tonight’s. Not many, just a few. Atta boy, Wilmer. Atta boy.

I’m glad you went easy on the guy. I mean who are we to judge Joe Brown.

HAD TO DO THE SAME THING. WHEN I WRITE IN LOWERCASE, IT’S ILLEGIBLE, BUT WHEN I SWITCHED TO CAPS, IT’S CLEAR AS DAY.

Prus Run! (+1)

Yo veo lo que tu haces alli.

“I LOVED that Dale Thayer dude in Brian’s Thong!”

—Mike Tyson

The old “Aw Shucks” defense.

+1, you beautiful idiot.

That’s a lot to repeat.

From what I hear, he was found guilty of a misnomer.

And Scherzer got 5 in the same zone in two fewer innings pitched. The strike zone was even for both teams.