Wow. I couldn’t imagine a bleecker start to her day!

Harden is still hitting 3’s in the offseason.

I’ll tell my kids about this goal someday, in the same way my old man told me about Maradona’s goals vs. England.

Can’t believe Tabitha Soren, Kurt Loder, Matt Pinfield, and Jesse Camp all said no.

Well, fuck. Hopefully the real wreck goes better.

That was Neymar’s Venezuelan cousin, Lumbar.

I just assumed this was going to be a wrong-way return.

Doc actually spoke to the family immediately afterwards saying, “Your descendant appears to have pulverized that sphere into an orbit of herculean magnitude”

With our kids we has a radio in their room and just played a jazz cd every night. Different tempos, volume levels, etc.

I KNEW IT

genius

Pretty sure that is Lou Whitaker

How did you miss Lorenzo Cain as ‘The Great Cornholio’?

“Too soon.”

Hey it’s 1 am and I have no desire to do 15 minutes of research to get a joke, can anyone just explain it to me?

And yet somehow *I* was the mediawhore/distraction.

MvDonalds president concerned by this negative publicity. Still stands by deliciousness of trademark Big Miv sandwich.

The interesting thing here was the existence of her “camp.”

Mookie of the Year, no doubt.

Was this played in Georagia?