Ever heard of Shin-Soo Choo? Hong-Chih Kuo? Austin Bibens-Dirkx?

“The Belgian internationals were in the wrong place at the wrong time” is a common line used by German Denayers, too.

Hot take, man. Lemme guess - you’d want Mike Trout at the plate in a key spot, too?

He tried to throw the ball back onto the field, too, but Pujols took him deep for a three-run homer.

The guy is dead. No need to be Petty.

In Spain, the best upper sets do it-

“Second Judicial Circuit” is not the proper name of the relevant court. It’s the “Second Circuit,” or to be more precise, you’re the first to file in a U.S. District Court within the appellate jurisdiction of the Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit.

Well done, Levon.

Maybe he should try a little harder not to Rays his glove* next time?

Is there any chance that Scherzer, 10 years from now, isn’t in the Curt Schilling crazy-retired-pitcher-turned-lunatic-fringe-pundit seat?

The only surprising thing here is that the fight between two guys named Kelly’O didn’t happen in Boston.

“Best athlete in the family”? I think someone is forgetting the agility that Paris demonstrated in her... umm... highlight reel.

And even worse, then he had to make the long, Lautrec back to the locker room.

“Two outs by land, bitch!”

It’ll be really interesting when his contract expires to see whether or not the Falcons are willing to negotiate with takkarists.

Mayor, mayor not.

MacArthur Clarke is melting in the dark
All the sweet green icing flowing down
Someone left my cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to make it
And I’ll never have that recipe again

How could it be cool-headed if he used his feet?

What a ridiculous question. Obviously they should be asking whether he can help them.

You’re probably the same guy who figured out which day was a good day, huh?