I love [read: cannot possibly understand] how you could think that I could (a) know enough to make the joke in the first place; and (b) simultaneously not know enough to understand the relevant facts.

23 on white looks like he’s in the best shape of his life, though.

On behalf of my Jewish relatives who were killed in the Holocaust, get a fucking sense of humor or go somewhere else. Start with Lenny Bruce, Woody Allen, and Mel Brooks. Avoid Seinfeld like bacon-wrapped shrimp.

“This comment isn’t getting enough love.”

Twelve dunks? That kid should really learn to show some respect for his Elders.

Exactly. He’s a “freshman.” That’s the word we use for people in their first year of college. Not “rookie.”

Wrong. Are you also a person who would say that Georgia lost, 81-90?

“Rookie”?

Iooss*

Dude, stop harshing my Melo.

This isn’t a bad development. The last time the Garden got Messier, the Knicks were actually pretty good.

The teams have insurance, presumably, to deal with situations like this. The issue of whether he gets paid out obviously comes before whether the team ultimately ends up on the hook for it, no?

Clinical finishing from the Spurgeon General.

Great expectations, ruthlessly shattered. And worst of all, Rhode Island has asked him to shift from linebacker to nickleby.

How is “Watch the lower body collision, not the upper” any different than “Watch the irrelevant part, not the relevant part”?

Usually one would call all the local ERs, but here I’d suggest the local ORs.

One potential downer here is that I know a Scheele family and they say it “Shay-luh,” not “Sheel”.

He’s so adorable. It’s like he’s the Draymond Green of ankles.

Now we know. They’re all named Dalit.

That defender was as overzealous as he was scrappy and hustly.