“We’re making it so it had mobility within shooting range of yours”

This is how my son runs to the bathroom when time is of the essence.

Competitive dance lessons for my daughter. Actually, it wasn’t too bad. All I had to do was show up each month with a wheelbarrow full of money....

The in-wall soap dish did me in, too! In my case, it had been installed improperly and was the source of a leak. I spotted a little brown stain in the ceiling below the shower and, after driving myself nuts re-caulking along every wall, eventually I found that the water was getting in at the edge of the soap dish. I…

For “us” we base income off take-home, retirement isn’t take-home, at least right now. So all the math is based off take home.

What airline did this?

This sounds like something Delta would do. Yiu don’t specify, but it sounds a lot like something they would do.

Your shit still stinks, dude.

Maybe he’s a “no kill” geologist.

Code brown. I repeat: code brown.

I assumed he meant when the car market crashed in the 70s.

Indeed, I’ve only personally seen it since the car market tanked, but I imagine that was only the increase in the deep hole that had already existed.

That is wholly and categorically untrue.

Help would arrive by then. That’s if the marauding cannibal biker gangs don’t get you

When I insulated and panelled my 24’x24’ garage last summer, I custom built a lot of my work and storage spaces:

That’s how simple interest rates work.

That’s not the same as inflation.

I AM LEGALLY bound to take action

I’ve always believed that if what you are presently doing isn’t working for you, it might be time to switch it up. You might consider foregoing the shorts. Who knows? This might open up offers of a few positions you didn’t consider previously.

Also, the “stinkeye” is so 80’s. Try double fisting “the bird” while…