This article is a long-winded stretch of the imagination.

I haven’t been a Prime member in a while. Is it still “two day shipping,” or did they go back to actual two day shipping?

Well, in their defense, when someone uses incorrect terminology it’s usually because they really don’t know what they’re talking about. You can’t expect to use bicycle and motorcycle interchangeably. Things have proper names. Use ‘em.

That’s just as much of an asshole move as someone who wishes for the guy to be brown.

Unlike stocks, your house will continue to appreciate based on it’s full value (not just what you’ve paid for so far). If you pay it off, it’s not going to appreciate any faster or better. Put the money somewhere else.

Inside a safe, bolted to the floor is a good way to store them. Plus then, you have a safe, which is also a good place to store important documents, and things of value.

“Not anti-gun” could also mean that someone has no opinion on the issue.

It’s particularly awkward to go out on a date with someone who states that they are anti-gun while you’re carrying one.

As a white guy married to a minority immigrant, I just have to say - who is this Tucker Carlson dude?

British people insult us when we disagree with them. It’s just that they deliver it in such an eloquent way that most of us are too stupid to know that it’s even happening.

People like what people like. Who cares if she wants an uncut guy? Everyone has preferences.

It’s actually +7.

LOL, no. It wasn’t about slavery, and the Declaration absolutely does list taxation among a long list of grievances. Did you sleep through history class? I invite you to educate yourself by ACTUALLY READING the Declaration of Independence. A quick summary of the grievances:

If only the founding fathers knew that. It would have saved us that whole Revolutionary War thing.

You must not have access to a dictionary or the internet. Or understand history.

Hey, you boxed yourself in with faulty logic.

They didn’t change it but...they did change it? WTF?!

I sincerely wasn’t baiting you, and I have no idea how YOU rationalize your belief against the actual text of the 2A. I’m unable to read that text and come to the same conclusion as you. I was hoping that you’d break down the text, bit by bit, and tell me how it supports your belief.

If you actually think that “the NRA” somehow literally rewrote the actual text of the 2A, then broke into the National Archives and replaced the Bill of Rights with their forged copy, then secretly replaced every history book printed everywhere, and then changed the Federalist Papers, then you’re the single biggest…

No, you haven’t. I’m asking you to break down the actual text of the 2A and explain to me for whom you think this right is protected. You just keep thrashing around like an emotional idiot.