He’s a teenager. It’s a little late for him, and he probably needs an ass kicking more than a hug. It will be much more effective.

I think that the kid’s problem is that his parents weren’t responsible enough to teach him otherwise.

Logic would dictate? Throwing a piece of a 2x4 into trafffic SHOULD carry stiff penalties.

Your article, in a nutshell:

These are the same “heros” who ignored the questionable sources of money to the Clinton foundation and turned the other way about Bill’s sexual assaults and how the victims were threatened.

OK, hero. I’ll take a McChicken combo with fries and a Coke.

In my experience, it doesn’t matter. The fire starter only burns for a few minutes, and you don’t have your face down near it if the kindling is set up properly before lighting it.

I came here to say this, too.

Both. And thanks.

My life improved greatly when I moved closer to work. I went from a 50 minute, heavy traffic drive to a 20 minute, moderate traffic drive. Stress levels came down, and I had one more hour per day to spend how I wanted.

Your use of “gun nuts” in your statement seems to indicate some bias. I’ll have a go at it anyway.

No, not her emails.

We’re just going to quietly sip margaritas at the tiki bar and watch everything burn!

On what fucking planet are you living?! Why would the US Army fight the people? You’ve been watching too much Red Dawn or something.

I’d like to see your logic and references behind that stupid comment. It’s entirely untrue.

No way.

That is stupid, for sure.

The 4-3-2 system is the only logical method.

When you consider that half of the people in the world have below-average intelligence, stand up wiping becomes more understandable.

A Jeep Wrangler is the only sensible choice here. The other choices proposed will be long forgotten, but the Jeep will be remembered (and maybe retained for weekend blasts into the woods). Arguably, they hold their value better than the other choices listed, too.