“Will Alex Jones explode if you shove an RPG up his arse and fire him into the sun?”

Cool story bro!

“Gravy Seals” 

Your property is 3 hours from where I reside so you have no clue as to what is going on here.  But keep drinking Abbott’s kool aide.  The border crisis is manufactured you ass.  

I personally like ‘G.I. Jokes’

“Couch commando” is another term for it. 

The same people who carry a gun everyday and aren’t paid to do so. Can’t imagine letting fear run my life that much. 

“Pretend army” is super on brand for “conservatives” these days. Pathetic. 

I cannot imagine how small, ineffective, and scared a person must have to feel in their day to day life to buy something like that.

Always pay your legal bills!

“Accidentally” sent...

Texas. Because it never ends. Sure Kansas and Nebraska are flat nothingness. But Texas is interminable.

If you're being specific as to drive "through" there is only one answer. Texas. It takes 2 days, and every minute is hot and terrible. 

Nebraska. Just Nebraska.

So, who’s going to replace all those Biden “I did that” stickers with some other kind of sticker somehow implying that a former President lowered gas prices?

wait, in a market driven economy lowered demand will decrease prices ? well I never 

Yup. You can hear straight-piped Harley’s from 5 blocks away, but no tickets for those people.

Looks like Elon has more gas in his tank than his cars.
Keep it in ya pants E-Bro! One of you is E-nough.

Despite having 9 kids, Elon seems like the type of guy that has never given a woman an orgasm

Musk has got about 100 kids over at Jalopnik.