there is literally no other valid reason to buy a different color

Hard disagree. When something is objectively harming EVERYONE ON THE PLANET, you’re goddamned right I’m going to tell them to fucking stop.

*Dealers shouldn’t be allowed to spec their cars

The people that stuck them there don’t know that other countries exist.

I wish the sci-fi future we’d all hoped for hadn’t turned out to be so desperately stupid.

ACAB as always 

they even make Mello Yello Zero.

This movie taught me everything i need to know about rental cars.

And once again all the other shithole states lean back, take a long drag on their cigarettes, and breathe a sigh of “Thank God for Mississippi” as it once again keeps them all off the bottom place ranking in Murica’s stupid list.

If you have to modify a car for it to be good, it isn’t good.

Wait until they find out about the 24 speeds on my Trek

Was stopped in ole Florence AZ. Was indeed bullshit. 

Reference to a Rage Against The Machine song about cops.

People who park at the gas pump.  They are not pumping.  They just park, go in the store to play lottery or something.  No intention of getting gas.  See it a lot in Atlanta.

Dear god...

Fox News has been so massively successful in convincing 98% of Conservatives that even the most moderate Democrat is a Satanic Communist Nazi that nothing will ever get done in this country again. 

They are known for their beefs and hot dogs but Portillo’s also makes a good cheese burger 

Has he tried not being a cunt?

He’s a billionaire who bought an entire social network just so he could yell to a captive audience and force them to pay attention to him.