What are the odds he applied to, and was rejected by, Stanford?

Much to their Chelgren...?

Chelgren was less upset about the exact jokes in the performance than the fact that they weren’t corny enough.

This is bad news for the Iowans who were relying on the physicists at Stanford to help them perfect cow tipping.

Are you new to both reading AND the internet? When has knowledge ever stopped someone from commenting. And mea culpa on the grammatic abuse of “caveat”.

do you get mad every time you see an ad for kotex?

Don’t read it then. MMA is safer than boxing and American football and many enjoy the spectacle of athletes that are world class in a number of skill sets battle against each other. Dont listen to Greg about race in the UFC.

the numbers are likely eye-watering.

I’ve always taken the matchmaking rule to be that if you lose a title fight via a decision, you get a rematch; if you lose a title via submission or KO, you have to win a rematch to get another title shot.

Nice to see Leicester avoiding a thai for once.

Pooping time is for reading, not listening. Nobody’s out there grabbing their headphones and firing up Pandora on their way to take a dump.

So a podcast is replacing the printed Funbag? When did Simmons take over as Deadspin editor?

Goddamn it. I can’t very well listen to a podcast while I’m pooping at work, now can I?

“At their respective peaks, they could’ve been a match made in heaven.”

Minus Yaya? Maybe.

I would argue that it was an attempted RKO that Clay blocked at the last moment. As a knower of pedantic wrestling facts, you would know that Randy Orton never hits the first RKO, but always the second one “out of nowhere.”

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That’s more of a stunner than an RKO.

This is why people hate soccer. Seriously, nobody even touched them.

Well, when it comes to Washington and violence with soccer players, there is always Hope.