When asked about Kevin Love leaving, the state collectively shrugged its shoulders, and looked off into the flat horizon. In the August haze, one could swear they can see all the way to Willmar from here.

One fan will surely take matters into his own hands:

He moved to one of, maybe, three places worse than Minneapolis. How do you fault a person with such a fatalist outlook.

All things being equal I'd much rather live in Minneapolis or St. Paul than Cleveland.

I'm shocked to be reminded that there are still people out there who believe that the franchise-based monopoly known as the NFL is in fact not an business but a real competitive league that respects impartiality, the separation of powers and the rule of law.

Very corporate response. They're not pissed that he was on the bus. They were pissed that HE GOT CAUGHT.

Ha. Reminded me of this.

If the most skilled porn star in the world sucked his dick on that bus it wouldn't stop Tony Romo from throwing at least 2 INT's in every important game, so I'm alright with it.

"Actually, I spoke with a few other owners who weren't offended by it, so it's obviously not a big deal and we shouldn't intervene at all."

"What's a good time to meet up? I've got a briefcase full of cash burning a hole in my pocket."

You mean, besides a major conflict of interest? Nothing, really.

Yea I'm sure TMZ was simply trying to do what's right.

Blandino is gonna have some splainin' to do on top of this if theres a Jerry Jones like pic of a girl rubbing her face on his dick from this party bus

Go fuck yourself.

Hi, Dean Blandino!

"Explains a lot of drunk phone calls I've been getting from the league office at 3:30 in the goddamn morning."

"A team themed party bus, that's fucking brilliant. I wonder if stagecoaches are street legal in LA, and are the Budweiser Clydesdales available to rent?"

People who are vociferously pro-Redskins as a name: Why? Honestly I understand people being against it, I understand ambiguity, but I don't get why people are passionately against a name change. Other than Danny Snyder having to stand on a phonebook to chat up the lady at the patent office (shit I think he'd make more…

At what point does Daniel Snyder admit that the team was named in honor of a guy who lied about his Native American status in order to get into an Indian school and used it as a way to draft dodge? William Henry "Lone Star" Dietz's heritage should be properly placed on the team name as The Washington Wisconsinites…