We need more Bortles license plates!

Slap and tickle

Always can appreciate a good carcosa reference.

I once was sitting behind the Twins dugout while Prince Fielder was on the brewers, he comes up to bat and I start screaming "princess princess princess!" at him, he glared at me the whole time when he was walked and I nearly shit myself, that is all.

Ha that's real good.

I just want a who is hot or not list with maybe any leaked nudes if they exist, is that so wrong?

Agreed, he is about to paratroop into some Palestinian settlements and show them whose boss, who volunteers for that right?

Now if only the rest of our local sports team could stop sucking so fucking much...

Yes

That is correct, you can do it with a special playlist that changes the song for a minute and then changes.

How is old Grimey doing??

From the ground!

THIS exactly man! It's what I do, and I have a free watchespn app on an apple TV, so literally I miss nothing- except local broadcasts of Twins and Timberanuses from FSN. But they never win anyway so it's a win win for me!

The Patriot's Way is the best way!

Six BSO deputies were needed that night to restrain Bess, who was screaming, "Hide the guns!" "Where is my weed?" and "I want to get in the end zone; throw me the football!" according to the incident report.

Jesus

I guess they were looking for a little more explosiveness in popularity right?

Eww

Is that a penal-ty?

Yes sir I agree with you

Everyone is a scumbag.