DickSlaps may be the most generous moniker applicable to your sorry ass.

Good thing we've never ever ever ever had to worry about anyone touting "The Pacers Way"

The fan section is always my favorite part of these write ups, but I'm thinking Chad might not actually be a fan, given that Curtis Painter hasn't been the back up in Indy for several years now...also, Andrew Luck as a Sky Ogre is my new favorite thing.

This is almost as bad as the time I was called a Yankees fan.

David Caldwell has selected Blake Bortles.

A+ Trolling. Great job

I can't believe people still think this bullshit is funny. It's not funny at all. It's fucking childish and juvenile. I just want to select my favorite football boys to play on my imaginary team in peace for fuck's sake.

Plus he turned MATT FUCKING MCGLOIN into an NFL quarterback. You cannot truly appreciate that without having been there in person for McGloin's 5-interception performance against Florida in the 2011 Outback Bowl.

I think by the fact that he's still alive, you have to assume he had some talent.

Aggies are still the worst and Cleveland taking him at 22 gave me so much joy.

If nothing else, I admire your fervor.

Speaking as a Penn State alum, the departure of Bill O'Brien was really something special to behold. You'd think coming off of the absolute worst, most embarrassing scandal in the history of college if not all of sports, we'd have a little bit more perspective than to be throwing around words like "traitor" and…

Houston is so awful, it is often referred to as "The Houston of America." Also, this is representative of someone from Houston.

1) Not missing a start and being healthy are 2 different things, he left multiple games with injuries, and that was with a bunch of stud OL around him.

Just slightly below Redskins.

Is the Texans the worst nickname in major pro sports?

Sincere question for Texans fans: Was David Carr really that bad, or was the fact he flamed out in Houston due to the fact he was protected by a yard of cellophane held up by bendi-straws?

Man ... it must suck to be a pedantic twat.

Here's an idea: stop being an idiot.

The A&M Fans clamoring for Houston or Dallas to draft Manziel were the most annoying part of the draft. Yeah, let's spend a first round pick on an undersized running QB who couldn't stay healthy in college and destroy our salary cap. Aggies are the worst.