I'm glad to see that this guy still has a following.

The fuck is this?

No, that's the region who would *tweet* about their Budweiser.

Always can appreciate a good carcosa reference.

I was at the game yesterday! It started to snow in the 10th, and by the 11th, 4 hours into our journey into shitty AL Central baseball, we began to pray for death before victory.

I don't know looks pretty full to me:

Chicago is the Carcosa of shitty baseball in even shittier weather.

I was at the game yesterday...there were definitely NOT 10,000 people there no matter what the club claims.

Just called the ticket office to get seats to their game tomorrow. I asked them when the game started and they said "When can you get here?"

The team also lost 99 games last season.

Attendance isn't inflated, because there is money riding on it. It quoted as paid attendance, so it is probably a lot of season ticket holders who just don't care.

#WhiteSox offer complimentary ticket to any April game for any fan who held a ticket to today's (4/3) game vs #Twins: http://atmlb.com/1ls3zZX

Same as the number of people at Wrigley that know the score at any given moment.

You can put it on the BOOOOOAAAAARRRRDDDDDDD....

Baseball should cut the season down to 120 games, start in May and start playoffs September 1. This won't happen because Owners would lose tv revenue, but the season as it is now is way TOOOO long.

Why would you want to get closer to that cow patty of a team?

It's raining and 30 degrees outside

See? I told you Miami fashions set the trends for the rest of the country.

And I bet some dickhead usher was still saying "No no no. You can't sit here; your tickets are for the upper deck!"

Here at Salt Lake City, the airport and/or Delta used to have hundreds of complaints about how long it took baggage to get to the carousels when the late night flights came in. (SLC is a Delta hub). The problem was less ground crew around, so the baggage handling took longer. The solution was genius. All the flights…